I hate small sedans, they are the work of the devil. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 01/28/2015 at 21:08 • Filed to: None

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Like this Chevy Cobalt the proportions are too weird, engines are always shitty and almost none of them look good. Here are some of the worst examples.

Renault Logan

Honda City

VW Voyage

Fiat Grand Siena

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:10

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*cough*

(sorry flowergirl)

*cough*

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:11

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We get none of these in the states, I'm now glad.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:11

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Renault Logan

Why must my name be affixed to such a shitty car?

Also, didn't know the Cobalt was still a thing in some places.

The Honda doesn't look bad from the angle, TBH..

Jedidiah > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:11

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Sedans only look good when they are large and American.

PS9 > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:12

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Renault Logan? Does it come with an adamantium trim level?

ly2v8-Brian > Jedidiah 01/28/2015 at 21:14

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Especially in hardtop flavor.

dogisbadob > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:14

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I'm actually surprised they make those cars in sedan form, especially considering none of them are available over here. I thought everywhere else people were smart enough to realize that cars that small should be hatchback-only.

PS9 > Jedidiah 01/28/2015 at 21:14

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Pillarless 4 door?

Why are we not making that anymore!?

Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:14

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I like the Voyage!

But the Sierra Grande is AWFUL, and I mostly agree with what you said.

GhostZ > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:15

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Give me 4-seat 2-door coupes, or give me death

Jedidiah > PS9 01/28/2015 at 21:15

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Gubment safety bs.

And body rigidity.

My citroen won't start > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 01/28/2015 at 21:15

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You should be, most taxis here are those awful things.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 01/28/2015 at 21:16

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It's the same thing as a Sonic, I believe. Maybe Cruze. One of those two, at least.

My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 01/28/2015 at 21:17

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And that is the new Logan, the old one is even worse.

The Honda is the best of them.

My citroen won't start > PS9 01/28/2015 at 21:17

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No, shitty plastic is what it gets.

My citroen won't start > Jedidiah 01/28/2015 at 21:18

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Agree with the large, but they can also be french, german and english.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 01/28/2015 at 21:18

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She's gonna kill you dead. ;)

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:19

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So can I sue Renault for making my name look bad? Because that's fucking terrible.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 01/28/2015 at 21:20

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At least the Sonic sedan actually looks kinda good.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/28/2015 at 21:21

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she already hates me for saying it once, and that comment got 87 likes :(

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 01/28/2015 at 21:22

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Damn...

Scary__goongala! > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:23

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I hate hate hate hate hate.... loathe entirely my dad's Cobalt.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:30

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One of the worst offenders - Peugeot 206 sedan.

DrJohannVegas > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 01/28/2015 at 21:32

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If it makes you feel better, they make good little taxis for cities, way better than many of the alternatives.

JGrabowMSt > Brian Silvestro 01/28/2015 at 21:46

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You know, I feel this way when I see the Sonic sedan, but the Fiesta? I was behind one in traffic today on my way home, and I guess after staring at its ass for a significantly long time, it didn't look so bad to me, but I just don't get how the design really passed along so easily, considering it really affects rear visibility. Hatch/wagon all the way for me, but whatever floats your boat.

For me personally, it's the itty bitty wheels, high ground clearance (comparatively) and the stubby rear that just doesn't do it for me. It just looks like you're buying a car that had some creative styling by means of an accident. A pretty serious accident. But I've held that view since the Toyota Echo, so don't go off thinking I'm hating on small cars today, I've never really liked small sedans.

lucky's pepper > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 21:52

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Not every small sedan is rubbish.

My citroen won't start > lucky's pepper 01/28/2015 at 21:53

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I have to agree with that, but these ones are smaller and cheaper.

bob and john > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 01/28/2015 at 22:00

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hehe. those are sold as the dacia logan in romaina. you would like them.

why? brown, diesel, manual wagon with NOTHING extra. no power windows, no power seats, AC is an option. they have didly squat in terms of extra weight.

LOADS and LOADS of fun to chuck around.

lucky's pepper > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 22:01

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It's been out of production for several years now and the interior was typical GM crap, but the styling was inoffensive enough and the 260hp turbo 2 liter was a gem.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > My citroen won't start 01/28/2015 at 22:13

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Odd GM sells 2 cars named the Cobalt. In the US, that was the Aveo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet…

This was the USA Cobalt

My citroen won't start > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 01/28/2015 at 23:02

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The 207 is even worse, that stupid front

My citroen won't start > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 01/28/2015 at 23:03

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We never had the normal Cobalt here, so they just used that name

My citroen won't start > Vicente Esteve 01/28/2015 at 23:03

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I tried to like the Voyage, the Gol is ok in some variants

My citroen won't start > dogisbadob 01/28/2015 at 23:03

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Exactly

RazoE > PS9 01/28/2015 at 23:38

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Bastard, you made me laugh out loud then got spit in my windpipe and I started coughing/choking/laughing while my wife kept asking me if I'm okay.

PS9 > RazoE 01/28/2015 at 23:41

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Now introducing the Renault Kent! Infinite fuel while driving under earth's yellow sun!

(WARNING: In the presence of radioactive space rocks, car may instantaneously disintegrate)

RazoE > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 01/28/2015 at 23:44

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GM is weird like that. The 1st gen Daewoo Lacetti was sold as the Chevrolet Lacetti/Suzuki Foreza/Reno. It's 2nd gen is sold as the Chevrolet Cruze, which replaced the Chevrolet Cobalt, which replaced the Cavalier, that shared names with the Vauxhall Cavalier, but that was sold here as the Saturn L series, and.... oh look, I've gone cross-eyed =/

Cé hé sin > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 01/29/2015 at 06:03

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This was a thing? Evidently so.

Alex B > My citroen won't start 01/29/2015 at 14:10

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The cobalt is the worst offender. It looks so out of proportion.

Xazzaphonic (previously known as Vicarious-Chair) > My citroen won't start 01/30/2015 at 03:46

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So they send the cobalt name to europe, then retrieve the captiva name for their saturn/chevy rental SUV. Fuckin boring GM.

My citroen won't start > Xazzaphonic (previously known as Vicarious-Chair) 01/30/2015 at 03:51

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Actually south america haha, but yeah.